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Elliot Nightray ([personal profile] ferventknight) wrote2010-10-15 12:02 pm
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This for your own good.

[identity profile] viciousbinds.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
And you also have a lover.

NO LALALALA NOT LISTENING.

[identity profile] ferventknight.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[--WOW, WAIT A MINUTE. PRACTICALLY CHOKING ON NOTHING HERE.]

Wh- what did you say?!

[identity profile] viciousbinds.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You are a young man, and at a time in your life when certain things are going to become more interesting to you.

[To his credit, Vincent is very matter of fact about this, he's not embarrassed or ashamed at all, or decent.]

[identity profile] ferventknight.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[He isn't liking the sound of this conversation at all right now.]

What are you getting at?

[identity profile] viciousbinds.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Quite simply; if you are going to have sex, please use a condom Elliot. I can assure you it is a good idea for all involved. Now, do I need to tell you how to put it on?

[identity profile] ferventknight.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Who the hell says I'm going to do that?! I don't need to know any of this!
Edited 2011-10-03 15:43 (UTC)

This log is so NSFW.

[identity profile] viciousbinds.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lol yeah right. He knows how hormonal teenagers are and Elliot is particularly moody.]

So that is a "no". Well to be quite frank you place it at the head at the erect penis and then begin gently rolling down until it is secured at the base. Now if you are with a man you will need to use a lubricant--
Edited 2011-10-03 15:47 (UTC)

Wow, it totally is.

[identity profile] ferventknight.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Why is he still in this conversation?]

Vincent, shut up! I don't want to now this and I don't need this information if I already said that! I'm not like you!

[identity profile] viciousbinds.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You hardly need to be "like me" to know this, Elly. [Oh you are so cute. If this was in person he totally ruffle your hair right now. Thank Gilbert for sparing you that.]

Now, one last piece of advice; stay away from women. They are venomous spiders after all. I truly recommend staying with men if you can, beyond the necessary wife.
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