ic contact. elliot nightray!

[ferventknight]

You've reached Elliot Nightray. If you couldn't tell, you're unable to get a hold of me for right now so leave a message and I'll get back to you.

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[ferventknight.livejournal.com]

[He isn't liking the sound of this conversation at all right now.]

What are you getting at?

[viciousbinds.livejournal.com]

Quite simply; if you are going to have sex, please use a condom Elliot. I can assure you it is a good idea for all involved. Now, do I need to tell you how to put it on?

[ferventknight.livejournal.com]

Who the hell says I'm going to do that?! I don't need to know any of this!

This log is so NSFW.

[viciousbinds.livejournal.com]

[Lol yeah right. He knows how hormonal teenagers are and Elliot is particularly moody.]

So that is a "no". Well to be quite frank you place it at the head at the erect penis and then begin gently rolling down until it is secured at the base. Now if you are with a man you will need to use a lubricant--

Wow, it totally is.

[ferventknight.livejournal.com]

[Why is he still in this conversation?]

Vincent, shut up! I don't want to now this and I don't need this information if I already said that! I'm not like you!

[viciousbinds.livejournal.com]

You hardly need to be "like me" to know this, Elly. [Oh you are so cute. If this was in person he totally ruffle your hair right now. Thank Gilbert for sparing you that.]

Now, one last piece of advice; stay away from women. They are venomous spiders after all. I truly recommend staying with men if you can, beyond the necessary wife.